Sunday, April 24, 2011

La Clef de Voûte

Late, late, late. Again.

Marie huffed and scowled as I wolfed down my dinner and slammed back a couple of pre-game whiskeys. We scuttled down the wet cobbles to the nearby Clef de Voûte. We had almost been there once before, but the queue was so long, and there was some doubt about the availability of booze, so we had bailed out.

Having established that there were refreshments to be had, we were determined to be there in good time and at the head of the queue this time.

Emerging into Place Chardonnet, we were confronted by a large group of people outside the door. Luckily they turned out to be waiting to go into the theatre next door. We were the first at the Clef de Voûte. And it wasn't open yet.

After a quick beer in a nearby bar, we returned and were first in.

As the name suggest, the club is in a vaulted basement. The main room has a small stage, and seating in rows for about 60 people. There is a bar in a side room -- pretty spacious as underground jazz clubs go -- with four bottled beers and six or so wines by the glass. The loos (at least the mens') are pretty good: you should be able to bring your mother here.

I'm not reviewing the band, but have got to mention them, as they were fantastic. It was the R Cuoq-A.Jambon quartet (sax, guitar, drums, contrebasse) with guest soprano saxophonist Emile Parisien. They were all great, but Parisien and drummer Nicolas Charlier in particular were astounding. Parisien writhed like a possesed snake-charmer as a cascade of incredibly fluid and inventive melodies flowed from his sax. On the first number I feared that the drummer was an over-player, but it soon became obvious that he was just bursting with Keith Moon-like energy and enthusiasm which he put to fantastic use in the rest of the set. 

The clientele was the usual jazz club smörgåsbord: young, funky afro-ed dudes to ageing hep-cat fedora-decked finger-clickers, with a majority of perfectly unremarkable people in the middle. 

Great night, good value, brilliant music. 

Decor: 4/5
Service: 5/5
Price: 4.5/5
Toilets: 4/5

La Clef de Voûte, 1 Place Chardonnet, Lyon (google map)

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Kelly's Bar Quiz Night - Redux

I blogged about the quiz at Kelly's Bar before, and said that I expected that the quizzing would improve with practice, and it certainly has.

We went with a group of friends last week and the pace and quality was excellent, and there was a good turn out and atmosphere.

Highly recommended, and by far the best quiz we have been to in Lyon.

I was also greatly impressed by the (English) barman-with-a-mission. The guy had one goal: to serve as many people as he could, as quickly as possible.

I'd forgotten that this is how it's done in Britain, and have missed it. With no exaggeration, he was serving at five times the rate which I have become accustomed.

So I'm upping my 'service' rating to 5/5.

Top quiz, top barman.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Wallace Bar - Quiz Night

Thursday night, and not much fancying trying to squeeze into Paddy's Corner for the quiz, we decided to head out to the Wallace Bar for their free quiz night.

We left it a bit late, and only arrived at 21h15, and the place was packed. Not a seat in the house.

The Wallace have a system common to many Oirish pubs in Lyon (though the Wallace is supposed to be Scottish) where a human clot of patrons stand or sit shoulder to shoulder at the bar, making it bloody awkward to get served. You then have to carefully extract your beers from between them. Any physical contact will earn you a dirty look for having the temerity to buy drinks at the bar, when everyone knows that bars are for sitting at.

Drinks purchased, we hovered near a table which had a little bit of space at the corner where we could put our drinks down, and the quiz started.

The English quizmaster and his French assistante have a zany, zoo-radio style. I started off liking it, but it did get a bit wearing after a while. Who would have known that the hilarity of amplified burps quickly palls? Marie hated it from the start. If you like that sort of thing, well, they do that sort of thing very well.

The questions were well organised, with good sound and video (for the picture and 'observation' rounds), but the pace was fast, almost frenetic. Tobacco top-ups had to be completed with celerity.

I've had some issues with The Wallace in the past (maybe I'll blog about it some time), but had no problems this evening.

I enjoyed it, and would recommend it, but Marie didn't, and wouldn't.

I had a quick chat with the quizmaster as we were leaving and he told me that he also does a quiz at Flanagan's on Monday nights.

I would strongly recommend getting there by 20h30 so you can bag a table.

Decor: 4/5
Service: 3/5
Price: 3/5
Toilets: 3.5/5

The Wallace, 2 Rue Octavio Mey, 69005 Lyon (google map)
+33 4 72 00 23 91
Dreadful, truly appalling website: http://www.wallacebarlyon.com/